Who Said it Game; Fauci vs RFK

 

Hi friends, and welcome to game night here at The LB! We have a great game lined up for you. From the creator of the popular Which Charlie Said It game. (Note to self, that only lived on FB, Imma dust that baby off and put it here. And THAT ICE post as well. But there is only so much brilliance the internet can handle.) So get yerself a table, a drink or 2 of your choice, appetizers half price till 10. Gather up your squad, because tonight we’re playing…….

Who Said it: Fauci vs RFK!

 

For some reason, MAGA cannot evolve past 2020. You lost. COVID is real. J6 rioters are not heroes, they are incorrigible (look it up, lotta letters in that one. And to toot my own horn I spelled it correctly the first time!) scumbags. Many of whom have been jailed again for diddling kids. It’s 2026 morons, and you only look worse. But you’re still welcome to play!

We all know how to play. I give you a quote. You tell me if it came from Dr Anthony Fauci, the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases for 38 years before retiring in 2022. He has a Bachelor of Arts in Pre Medicine, Doctor of Medicine degree from Cornell. RFK jr has a Bachelor of the Arts in American History and Lit from Harvard and a Juris Doctor from UVA Law, and a Master of Law from Pace. Right, so OK, don’t even lie and say you know what a “Juris Doctor” is. It’s OK, I didn’t either, till I looked it up. Juris Doctor, according to the fine folks at Wikipedia, is a graduate-entry professional degree in law, primarily preparing individuals to practice law, typically requiring three years of full-time study. It is the only qualifying law degree in the United States and the Philippines. RFK is currently pretending to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services. He is also a vaccine denier and conspiracy theorist. All of these much better titles than, you know, actual doctor and stuff. ‘K, we good now? I shouldn’t have to say this, but no cell phones.

OK, let’s play

Autistic children will never pay taxes. They'll never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem.

We should not be giving Black people the same vaccine schedule that’s given to whites because their immune system is better than ours.

Science is telling us that we can do phenomenal things if we put our minds and our resources to it.

I have never uttered a phrase that was either racist or antisemitic.

A worm ate part of my brain (Explains a lot, probably died quickly of starvation)

There cannot be any impediment to science that will ultimately be good to the general public.

I actually didn't think he'd look this good as a Peanut

 

I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be

They get the shot, that night they have a fever of a hundred and three, they go to sleep, and three months later their brain is gone. This is a holocaust, what this is doing to our country.

We feel confident that there won't be an outbreak. The people who were around the patient are now being identified and traced by the CDC and by the state health authorities. ... you get people, you identify them, and you observe and monitor them daily to determine if they develop symptoms If they do, then you put them under isolation to determine if, in fact, they are infected. And if you do that properly, you can shut down any outbreak.

 

Hey, HEY! That table in the back! I said no phones! What’s that? You’re using the Trump T1 phone. Yea, OK, you’re allowed. Good luck with that. Ok, back to the game!

 

Trusting the experts is not a feature of either a science or democracy.

And I said, ‘I’m not scared of a germ.’ You know, I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats.

The most pressing ethical question is to make sure that everything you do from a scientific standpoint is done for the ultimate good and positive issue for the people that you're caring about.

I don't know what happened on 9/11. I mean, I understand what the official explanation [for 9/11] is, I understand that there is dissent. I have not looked into it. I haven't examined it. I'm not a good person to talk to about it.

Vaccines not only protect individual children from measles, but also contribute to community immunity, protecting those who are unable to be vaccinated due to medical reasons.

There is no doubt they [Trump administration] will be faced with the challenges their predecessors were faced with ... we will definitely get surprised in the next few years. (Clue, from 2017)

Every Black kid is now just standard put on Adderall, SSRIs, benzos, which are known to induce violence. And those kids are going to have a chance to go somewhere and get reparented, to live in a community where there’ll be no cellphones, no screens, you’ll actually have to talk to people.

I don’t know what reparenting even is.

One of the problems we face in the United States is that unfortunately, there is a combination of an anti-science bias that people are -- for reasons that sometimes are, you know, inconceivable and not understandable -- they just don't believe science and they don't believe authority. So when they see someone up in the White House, which has an air of authority to it, who's talking about science, that there are some people who just don't believe that -- and that's unfortunate because, you know, science is truth. It's amazing sometimes the denial there is. It's the same thing that gets people who are anti-vaxxers, who don't want people to get vaccinated, even though the data clearly indicate the safety of vaccines. That's really a problem.

In my campaign I’m not going to be talking a lot about climate. Why is that? Because climate has become a crisis like Covid that the Davos groups and other totalitarian elements in our society have used as a pretext for clamping down totalitarian controls.

President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. There's two ways of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction. If the drug was $100 and it raised the price to $600 that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings. And the President used that mathematical device to illustrate the magnitude of the theft that has been happening against our country and our people.

Product placement!

 

I don't think that we are going to get out of this completely unscathed, I think that this is going to be one of those things we look back on and say boy, that was bad.

Conspiracy theories are often the truth

Half of all the people in China have diabetes

Let the science speak.

Hypocrisy-always in style in this administration

Bonus questions

“I plead the 5^th.” Explain why the lemmings that have a problem with this, have zero problem with president Shitpants pleading the 5^th over 400 times. So far.

Bonus questions

Explain to me why you have a problem with Fauci “chasing fame” but not a problem with this

Or this

Or this

Or this

Or this

Or this

Also, unqualified celebrity picks/endorsements like Dr Oz, Omarosa Newman, Hershel Walker, Spenser Pratt

Yup, crickets. Aww, hypocrisy goes well with MAGA, no?

OK, the answers- every 3^rd quote is Fauci, all the rest are RFK

Come back next week when we play Who Said It: Trump vs Ricky from Trailer Park Boys!

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OK, I’m pretty sure you get the story behind the story here. Yes, it’s a bit over the top, but that is what the magats respond to. One of my points brutally laid out is that I hope you see why the majority of Americans side with Fauci and not RFK. Need more data about why we’re not buying any of this? Here’s a short of John Oliver using the data to call RFK out on his lies.

If you’re believing in some nepo dude with no medical background over an established doctor, you’re probably the reason why measles is at an all time high. Measles wasn’t even a thing, but now I guess it’s a bacterial by product of MAGA. No matter how hard you work out in jeans, you ain’t gonna get away from it.

And to be clear, I’m saying some healthy skepticism can be a good thing. Not every doctor, nurse, scientist, politician (ahem) is always going to be correct, or acting in our best interest. But what I am saying is if you are going to be skeptical about medicine, please do not take your advice from a loon who claims a worm ate his brain. And let’s talk about that BS claim. So if you believe RKF, then logic says you believe a worm removed part of his brain. (To be fair, I think both sides of the aisle can cite he had some sort of brain removal. Do the Kennedy’s have a history of this?) <fuckin’ a BOOM on that joke> Your Svengali had a worm eat his brain and you are going to still take his advice?? Yea, Fauci is the enemy here. Poor Jimmy the Greek got fired for similar comments, yet this guy gets political office. This is not progress.

Let’s all point the finger at vaccines. Let’s not even bother with the idea that disease comes from poor diet, polluted air, dirty water, lack of insurance, utter ignorance. Of course, none of that is a factor, which is why this administration has drastically rolled back environmental projections, removed clean air and water restrictions, given public land to oil and coal companies, getting rid of clean energy-damn cancer causing windmills. The list goes on. It may not catch up to us now, but the future generations will suffer. I can’t imagine how they’ll feel when they know their parents had far better choices and still voted for this bull shit. Way to go! Enjoy your lettuce, peasants!

If magat is going to be so desperate as to equate Fauci with Mengele, then please reconcile how long it took Tiny Hands to act on COVID. Please look at the very real and verified deaths related from COVID. (If Orangey hasn’t removed them from government sites yet) Explain whose hands are covered in blood with the LEO deaths resulting from J6. His hands sure are tiny, but they hold a shit ton of blood from our military casualties in the Iraq “excursion.” Let’s not forget the gutting of Medicaid/Care that he promised he wouldn’t touch. Or ICE still killing just about anyone without even FBI oversight now. Your sanctimonious bullshit is shameful. All for a guy who gives his pants more shits than he gives about you.

I would love to see the energy of such wastes of time as “Who won in 2020” and “COVID again” instead going into more important, pressing things. Like, I dunno, illegal Iraq war (that was over in 2 weeks, but not, that was won, but then would be won shortly, that was an excursion, that we had an agreement on…), rising prices, zero indictments for anyone in the Epstein files, trillions for wars but nothing for health care.

 

PAC Content

I won’t lie, after reading some of RFKs quotes, I was hoping a worm would eat my brain, too

I imagine Trump thinks Juris Doctor is a jury member who is also a doctor. Trump is very familiar with juries, you’d think he knows better

How I suffer for art; I researched bizarre RFK quotes on my YouTube account, now my home page is flooded with his bullshit. CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON NOW?

By rights, shouldn’t have COVID wiped out the Magat Sheep? Maybe that’s what hantavirus is for? 

If you’re clutching your pearls over 2020, wait till you get a load of 2026!

Our gal Desi Foxplains this as well

Replace all mentions above of Fauci to The Dozing Don- that's how many of us feel.

Anyone else concerned how we so easily got Fauci's ddiiarryyyy, but still haven't seen the Felon's tax returns?

2 more taglines:

TLB-The Vaccine Against Stupidity

TLB The Shot Against Stupidity

Which one works better?

Yes, I will be updating my popular Which Charlie Said It game, as well as the ICE post that caused all the issues at KT.

BREAKING NEWS! We Have Proof Mitch McConnell is Alive & Well

 

What a world we live in. We have the most brazenly corrupt presidential administration in history. The government is lying to us on the daily. We get more honest news and op/ed from sources like South Park, The Daily Show (Hey, Desi, holla at ya boy!) Jimmy Kimmel, Cats on a Couch and of course The Lowered Bar. History will one day-not soon enough-correctly record Cartman told more truth than King Pedo. However reluctantly, The LB takes our position in the Resistance seriously. So we need to talk about the aliveness or deadness of one Mitch McConnell. We can all agree Mitchy has been brain dead for like the last 15 years, so it’s only fair the body would catch up. Just so we can get to the jokes-uh, evidence sooner, we’re all clear there are wild theories whether or not McConnell is rightfully rotting in Hell.

To dispute this, and thereby save themselves a precious, precious seat, the Republicans recently offered up a pic on McConnell all alivey and what not. As is the hallmark of the Trump administration, there was zero forethought into this, and the pic has now been savagely criticized and widely rebuked as AI slop. Speaking of AI slop, The LB has recently secured more additional pictures that clearly show Mitch is alive and well. Sourced from high ranking Republican officials, granted anonymity. While this seems highly unlikely, since TLB is an actually fair and balanced quasi-news organization, you know, like OAN, we will present these unaltered pictures that are clearly not AI slop. Y’all can decide for y’allselves.

Let’s start the slopfest here

Here are additional photos for your records

Here they are helping drain the reflecting pool. Yet again

Wait, whut!? That doesn’t look right!

OK, that’s more like it. Now, guys, this one is going to hurt. Multiple sources are telling me that Mitch was here at the Lowered a bit earlier today, and quite happy to visit us!

Clearly, dead men can’t jump. Or is it white men? I mean, it can be both, right? Also, please don’t tell, but word is he picked up some of our “sexy cushions” for JDV.

Ok, now call me crazy here, but all my Republican sources-as verified by Fox News-somehow got me a picture of Mitchy Poo. Voting. In the 2028 election. Same sources swear he is voting for Trump, as well as anything that “screws over the Dems, women, minorities, gays, science, morality and history, among many others…”

Same anonymous sources also sent me this picture of proof of the very much alive Mitch and the very much alive Lindsay Graham from a group trip taking place next week. Looks like they are going souvenir shopping together!

Here’s Mitch getting some gas. Dayum, look at those prices!

Wait. What kind of gas station is that?

OK, that makes sense. Sure do have long ass gas pump lines there.
(And, yes, there is very likely a Freedom Fuel post in the future.)

Here’s the happy couple participating in an ICE raid from earlier today. Weird for a date night, but whatever.

 

Here is non AI slop of a very much alive Mitch McConnell at a US World Cup game. Red cards be damned, go ‘merica!

 

Those same sources tell me Mitch is so alive, he’s picked up a summer job, collecting the toll at the Straight of Hormuz

Now, I’m not saying the family has acknowledged his death, but unnamed sources have also provided me with this non AI photo evidence that wifey has moved on

Um, most certainly not AI slop, you Dumocrats!

Thanks for showing you’re still alive, Mitch! High 5!

 

 

 

PAC Content

Gemini be killing it with the visuals. On it’s own it added TLB flair and Mitch is Alive easter eggs. So I said “give yourself some praise” and this is what it rewarded me with

Weekend at Bernie’s seems far too obvious. And not offensive enough, until….

And if you happen to be offended by any of these images-cough, couch, snowflake-but not offended by the AI imagery peddled by the Orange Virus, congrats! You're a hypocrite who hates free speech.