So I did something today I never ever felt like I would have
to do. I went to a rally. One of the many No Kings rallies. Before I get too
far into it, let’s address the tropiest of the rally tropes.
Yes, on an individual level, attending any political rally
doesn’t change the world. Policies don’t all of a sudden change, injustices
aren’t undone. Agreed. It’s an individual action. And sure, when many millions
of individuals attend such rallies, the optic is great, but it’s fair to
question just what really changes. But if there’s one thing that is always uber
important to the MAGAts is numbers. Specifically, the highest of numbers and
the lowest of numbers. With that logic, I actually agree with them on a few of
the highs and lows:
Actually, he looks better.
The highest and the most:
Most numbers of felonies of a president
Most mentions in the Epstein files
Most days in a government shutdown
Most presidential pardons-
Also leading to the most arrests of previous pardons; mostly
for drugs and diddling kids
Highest unemployment
Most impeached president-of all time!
Highest gas prices, only trending higher
Highest national debt, only trending higher
Most hats worn inappropriately
Most televised naps
Most meaningless awarded president
Highest numbers of days golfing, which of course leads to
Most Mar a Lago golf championships won!
Fuck, do you really need me to keep going?
The lowest and the least:
Lowest presidential approval numbers, so bad MAGA had to buy
Gallop to stop reporting the sub 30% numbers
Least amount of taxes filed
Lowest amount of campaign promises delivered
Lowest golf score on any course on the east coast. And just for context on this, since 1/20/25, Orange Judas has been golfing over 24% of his term. At a cost of more than $90 million to the US tax payers.
Least amount of responsibility for any bad decisions he made
Lowest amount of TSA employees paid
We all on the same page now? Good.
Look, let’s give the Orange Goblin some credit. He has been
truly masterful at identifying his demographic and empowering them. That demo
of course being the scared, stupid, racist, antisemite, misogynist, incel,
snowflake, weak, ignorant. We do owe him a debt for inadvertently exposing all
the morons among us. Ever hear the term “nazi’ as much when he wasn’t
president? No. You remember all the millions of people organizing protests against
Biden, Obama, either Bush, Clinton? Nope.
I'm not a Flyers fan, but I would happily let Gritty be my Orange Overlord.
You’re free to disagree with any of the above. For research,
I will point you to the comments section of any No Kings post. All snowflakes
crowing about their felon king. I guess they’re also onboard with gas prices
going north of $4? (Which of course will spike the price of just about
everything else.) 401ks shrinking? Weakening environmental policies? How easy
they clung to Pizza Gate, yet how hard they ignore the Epstein files. It’s
truly sad, but not surprising these snowflakes feel enabled to talk shit, while
their very rights are being taken away. Some of the people some of the time…
How important this time is in history. People who literally can't stand are making their stand in 45 degree weather. That's how much this means to her.
What’s left of legit media will report with great vigor the
numbers and visuals on the NK rallies. Right wing media will largely ignore it
like they did Trump’s heinous Robert Mueller tweet. Stay classy, MAGA! You wear
your hypocrisy better than your made in China MAGA dunce hats. Pretend
president will watch and sulk, likely rage tweet. I fully expect him to go off
about today. The Iran war will continue to get messy, prices will continue to
rise, unemployment. But, yep, No Kings is the real issue. It’s our
fault. I wish the people still falling for this distraction will buy the
Brooklyn Bridge from me. Sorry, the Trump Brooklyn Bridge.
OK, so my first rally thoughts:
Unofficial results; approximately 65% support in the form of
horns honking, lights flashing, thumbs up/fist pumps in the car, positive
yelling from the cars.
I only saw 3 negative reactions; 2 fingers and one thumbs
down
If I saw 9 Teslas, 5 of them honked in support
Organizers said there were “a lot more protesters this time
than last time.”
I am shocked there were no car accidents.
I’m glad I went. I do feel hope and optimism for the immediate
future, though those tend to be very empty emotions. I felt the sense of camaraderie
and belonging. I showed up, waved my sign, celebrated the support, laughed at
the fingers, felt encouraged. Still 5/5. Would go again. We’re still left with
what did we change? Will those honks equate to votes? As far as what next. Primaries
happen between May and August.
College basketball is on all the TVs here at The Lowered.
Unpopular take; I don’t get college hoops. I mean, I appreciate there’s sports
during the day; nice to take a break from Maury. Damn it, I thought for
sure that guy was the father! Anyway, hoops; here’s what I don’t get. The game
can be exciting, but then you get to the final 2 minutes and it ddrraggss. Are there infinite time outs? Talk about a momentum killer. Then come the
intentional fouls. Then the free throws. Then the sixth timeout. Then a foul.
Then the sun comes up and it’s Saturday and gas is $5 a gallon. Yea, this is a
pass for me.
The bar is shockingly show; it’s like no one knows this
place exists. There’s just one loser here. Well, I mean I’m here, so
maybe there’s two losers here. Over his beer he starts a conversation with me. “Say,
this is better than what was on TV yesterday, huh?” I know what he’s talking
about. For shizzle, does every bar get this? “Yes, that was not encouraging,” I
respond. “So, what did you think?” he asks me. Fine. Here we go.
Yesterday was the confirmation hearing of Grump nominee
MarkWayne Mullin to succeed (sorry, success if not a word we attribute
to this administration) replace former head of DHS Kristy Noem. You can read
all about her here. In the interest of not warbling on and getting right to the
point, you can read about his political career up to 2024 in the PAC Content
below.
In January 2025, although Mullin had said that Capitol
rioters who committed violent crimes "need to pay for that", upon
being asked about Trump's pardon of
Capitol attack defendants, he replied: "Well, are we making a big deal
about the pardons that Biden put in place? That'd be worse." OK, now that
we’re all caught up, let’s start here. Imma shortening his name to MM because
it’s easier. And the whole MarkWayne name for some reason reminds me of
DarkWing Duck. I can’t be the only one thinking this, right? Anywhoo, MM is mostly
famous for this picture of bravery and valor in action.
Now, to be clear, this is probably all of us if we were in
the Capital on J6. I don’t have any issues with this. What I do have an issue with is clearly MM is scared out of his mind. So why is he not screaming for the prosecution
of the J6ers? Where is his frail line of demarcation to show some cajónes and
call for responsibility, instead of spinelessly falling into lock step with
Dementia Don? I’m not making any of this up (that’s their job), this is
all his actions or lack there of. Something something actions speak something
something.
Shouldn’t he have been happy to meet all the J6ers? These are your people. They are coming for your sake! Why on earth would
you be hiding? They have red hats and want to talk about Joe Rogan with you. You
dodge the “who won in 2020” question to this day. (Foreshadowing.) Him and
Trump speak the same language; stupid. He’s a Trump pick through and through. I
imagine these two can talk for an hour and have no idea what the other one
said.
Can we please stop lining up candidates like it’s still the
Apprentice? The government should not be an attempt to staff it via a reality
show. Yes, the pattern has been established with the appointment of Omarosa Newman
to as the director of communications for the White House Office of Public
Liaison. “What’s that? You’re unqualified for this job AND I know you? You get
a rose!” Markwing strikes me as the
kinda guy that has no clue how to run a government entity but probably knows
every minute detail of the new season of The Bachelorette. In a joke that has
now aged fortuitously, the Bachelorette is already in her second interview for
a Trump cabinet position.
He claims to be Indian, but I feel like it’s more a case of
a Cleveland Indian, than say the purported Cherokee.
If
there’s anything we’ve learned from Lord Tiny Hands is no one is from here, so
I would like to see some substantiating paperwork from Mr. Mullin. Stuff like driver’s
license, birth certificate, etc. I mean, if he’s on board with all this
documentation to vote, surely, he has no issue proving he was born here.
Though, I do wonder, what is his Indian name? Blanco Coward? Low Chief Blow
Hard? Raging Bullshit? New Friend of Fetterman? Mahpe Heova'e? Hiding Skunk?
Points if you get this reference.
Back to the hearing, here are just a few red flags that red
hats are failing to see.
When previously pressed on the killing of Alex Pretti, Mullin
called him a “deranged individual.” When asked about this at yesterday’s
confirmation hearing, Mullin said, “I shouldn’t have said that. That one, I
went out there too fast. I was responding immediately without the facts. That’s
my fault.” The 2 red flags here
1)If you “shouldn’t have said that,” why did it
take you 2 months to figure that out?
2)By his own admission, he “responded immediately
without the facts.” Is that what we want from the potential new head of
DHS/Gestapo? Does this not sound like Noem all over again? Or maybe we should “set
this aside and move forward.” (Foreshadowing)
On his relationship with Felon 34: Mullin grew emotional as
he spoke about the president checking in on Mullin’s son after his traumatic
brain injury in 2020, when his son lost much of his memory and muscle control. “I
am going to try to get through it without crying,” Mullin said, responding to a
question from Wisconsin Republican Sen. Ron Johnson about where his loyalty to
Trump originated. “We almost lost him. For 26 hours he had an extremely low
pulse, there was a time that they thought they lose his pulse altogether,”
Mullin recalled. Trump, he said, changed the trajectory of his son’s life,
offering to send his “personal plane” to take him to a top neurorehabilitation
center and frequently followed up with them.
Of course, the disgusting fact of the matter is that both
these jackals are OK with taking away our insurance. Let that fucking hit for a
minute. If it’s my (nonexistent) kid getting a brain injury, no one is going to
send a plane to take him to a top doctor. But, thoughts and prayers, ya know?
Totally sickening and two faced. Let’s not forget the current golfing president
also openly mocked a disabled reporter 11 years ago. AND this week also made
fun of Newsom’s learning disabilities. Clearly, Orangey has not evolved at all.
You would think with all his disabilities…
There was also this exchange (lifted from CNN) with Republican
Paul Rand: During Mullin’s grilling
by some of his Senate colleagues Wednesday, Paul reprised a
long-simmering feud in which Mullin called him a “snake” and said he
“understood” why Paul’s neighbor had attacked him in 2017. Paul also cited a
2023 hearing in which Mullin appeared
prepared to physically fight a witness.“I was shocked that you would
justify and celebrate this violent assault that caused me so much pain and my
family so much pain. I just wonder if someone who applauds violence against
their political opponents is the right person to lead an agency that has
struggled to accept limits to the proper use of force,” Paul of Kentucky told
Mullin during the hearing. Repeatedly, Paul pressed Mullin to apologize for his
comments, but Mullin refused. Instead, Mullin argued the pair should “set it
aside,” and move forward with considering his nomination.
My take? “Fuck you, I’m not apologizing.” Regardless, MM is
a longtime politician and is lockstep with “say anything to get elected, then
fuck it all when in office.” What does it say that in the year 2026 in a
country like America, a qualifying question for public office is “Do you believe
Trump won the 2020 elections?” Yup, that’s the line of delineation between
someone with a firm grasp on reality and a fucking crackpot. And for as much “evidence”
you can’t find that it was “stolen”, there’s 10 times the evidence (and failed
lawsuits) that prove otherwise. Spoiler alert, like his predecessor, he didn’t
answer. Or couldn’t. Or was told not to. Someone should have asked him softball
questions like “Do you believe in science?” “Is the world flat or round?” “Is
water wet?” The bimbo factor is the same with him and Noem.
Shouldn’t be lost Operation Epstein Distraction is
apparently enough to stop the release of the files, but not enough to stop this
sham.
He is the type of guy to buy the newest WWE video game on
day 1 and spend 7 hours creating himself for the game. The he goes on to beat
the shit out of all the smaller guys and Latinos. And then probably all the
women.
Speaking of, why da fuq hasn’t anyone thought of this sooner?!?
These games now are so deep in their creation mode, I’m sure someone can create
a Mullin, Miller, Vance, etc. And then everyone can beat the everloving shit
out of them! Seriously, this is a great idea. Can one of you computer nerds get
on this? Or at least share this with someone who can make it happen? And don’t
worry about creating me; I’m pretty much a doppelganger for that handsome devil
Seth Rollins. We both have a thing for hot redheads.
Rare shot of author. (Also, don't ask me how much time I spent with me, Becky Lynch and AI)
He’s the Karen just looking to get triggered and go off on
some pour soul. He’ll Karen (yes, I’m using that as a verb, this can’t be the
first time, can it?) at the Jamba Juice when the new employee accidentally uses
pea protein instead of whey protein. “This is ridiculous! Because of you being
stupid, I now deserve my Mango a Go Go for free! Where is Mr. Jamba, I demand
to speak with him NOW! You don’t wanna go with me dude! You wanna go? You wanna
GO?”
Word has it he was 25 minutes late his first day because he
couldn’t get out of the revolving door. The second day he was 35 minutes late.
Like every other sycophant, his job is to gleam the
headlines of Fox News, and still not get the story straight. This tool can’t
even keep Iran and Iraq separate. He thinks the Flock of Seagulls biggest hit
is “Iraq.” Here’s the proof
This is a lateral move at best. We can do better. The issue
is the current administration CAN’T do better.
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A brief bio of MarkWing’s political ascent: Just who is
MarkWayne Mullin? Research and the University of Wikipedia tell me: he was
first elected to Congress in 2012, Mullin hosted House Talk,
a home improvement radio program on Tulsa
station KFAQ that
was syndicated across Oklahoma. He also owned various businesses in
addition to Mullin Plumbing, including Mullin Properties, Mullin Farms, and
Mullin Services.
In 2012, Mullin reported between $200,000 and $2 million in
income from two family companies, and another $15,000 to $50,000 from shares he
held in a bank. By the end of 2021, his reported assets had increased to
between $31.6 million and $75.6 million. The increase was from the sale of his
plumbing-related companies to HomeTown Services. Mullin said the sale
happened in early 2021, while he was serving in the House of Representatives. In
August 2022, Mullin came out against President Joe Biden's student loan forgiveness
plan but was criticized after the White
HouseTwitter account
pointed out that he had benefited from $1.4 million of federal PPP loan forgiveness
I hope y’all realized I’m using a bunch of imagery from the
visionary They Live movie, starring the great Rowdy Roddy Piper. This movie is
like 40 years old, and NOT available to stream anywhere. WTF with that? A great
watch for these days, go track it down, because you’ll be seeing a lot more of
it here.
A lot of these TLB posts are being written to Neil Young
music. I feel like we’re both at the same level of ‘old man angry.’
For the record, I tried to merge Mark’s empty head with
Darkwing Duck’s body, but AI constantly blocked me. The amount of time I wasted
on what should have been a simple joke tells me I desperately need a job.
Also, AI won't allow much with current or previous political figures. I was working out a visual for Trump to be giving out roses like he was on the Bachelor, but it wasn't allowed. That is saying something when Sundown Don can get that disgusting image of the Obamas made. Shows a lot of clear intention.
Not to blow my own horn here, but I do love that revolving
door joke.
Guy slides up a stool. “What’s your thoughts on Kristy
Noem?” he asks me. I wonder what kind of bar I started where I have to do all
the talking. That’s how The Lowered Bar works; strong drinks and even stronger
opinions. (Damn, where was that line for my Taglines post?) Fine, get
comfortable, my friends.
Short version; she is yet another example in a cookie cutter
line of unqualified people making poor decisions that hurt the rest of us. We
shouldn’t be surprised by the mess she made, the deaths she caused and the
shitshow she left. Like most people in this administration, she’s too vapid to
take responsibility for her actions. She lived for the glitz while adding
nothing of any value.
She’s from South Dakota, where she was a state
representative, then US representative for their at-large congressional
district, then somehow their governor from 2019-2025. Does South Dakota have no
means of communication to alert the other 49 what a shitshow she is? You would
think when she largely ignored the COVID pandemic, that would have got rid of a
fair amount of idiots. Yet, here we are. Here we are.
Recent White House approved shot of Kristy Noem and MarkWayne Mullin
I’ll get on my soapbox again, briefly. As a very qualified
individual, the fact I can’t land a job, while this twatwaffle pulls down a
hefty check for fucking things up is offensive. It’s fucking vulgar that this
nitwit has ANY job. If she’s making 47 cents, that’s 48 cents too much. But,
no, she’s raking in way more than that to literally do nothing of any
consequence. Outside dressing up and expensing Glamour Shots. I certainly
didn’t lose my job due to the economy. Or rising gas prices. Or rising prices of
-insert pretty much anything here. Or a struggling stock market. Or inflation.
Or supply chain issues. Or rising health care costs.
Yea, it pisses me off that I’m good at whatever the hell my “real”
job title is, and this wacko goes right over to another cushy job. I have
Lucite awards with my name on it from previous jobs. Fucking Lucite! Surely, that carries just as much weight as a FIFA Peace Prize. For most
of us working stiffs, this is offensive. Why don’t I know some pedo tyrant who
can give me a made up job at a made up business? I’ve gotta find a worse class
of friends.
Anywhoo, we all know the deal; she is appointed to DHS, she
fosters a shadow police force to do Trump’s bidding, innocent people disappear,
no red states are targeted, Americans die and their killers have yet to face
justice, and the spiral goes downward. Man, I find myself getting very angry
again as I try to recap what is happening in America in 2026. She does such a
spectacularly bad job, president Pedo has to fire, um, “move” her. To a
job that doesn’t exist. For an entity that doesn’t exist. I guess this is his
way of saying he’s addressing the historically high unemployment rate. And I
guarandamntee you she’s making more money than all of my readers combined, for
doing no work. Unsubstantiated reports said Noem was so shocked at her firing, she shed tears of botox.
Steven Tyler has really let himself go.
Karma, I don’t know where the fuck you are, but you are
overdue to comeback and tip the scales here.
Right now, life for me is pouring a ton and time and effort
into 2 seemingly futile pursuits, getting an impactful job and writing an
impactful blog. At least I have become pretty familiar with a bunch of jobs out
there. And it got me thinking of a theme night here at The Lowered.
Let’s all make up nonexistent jobs Kristy Noem can actually
perform! Because making fun of incompetence is what we do. (GD, another
tagline.)
That one positive review for Melania doc
The woman on the other side of that cat meme
"Kristy Noem could never replace me!" "Her dog thought that, too."
A human mannequin if she passes the aptitude test
An anchor. Like, for a ship anchor. There’s lots of ships in
the Strait of Hormuz right now.
A garden Noem. She’s great at standing around and doing
nothing.
Yes, there really are Hitler inspired garden gnomes. Still have hope for the world?
Make her Chief of Tactical Weapons And Tactics Squad
OK, guys, we’re having fun with this. Let us also take the
high road and show a smidge of empathy to Ms. Noem. Maybe there’s actually some
jobs she may be good at. Why is everyone laughing? OK, I’ll go first.
The after picture of botched plastic surgery
Honestly, which side is before and which is after?
Marriage counselor
Dodgeball instructor
She already displayed the qualities needed to be a dog
euthanizer.
A real deal, legit (term loosely used there) ICE agent.
Let’s make the cosplay real, Barbie!
Paid plant at Trump rallies
Cosmetics tester-preferably for the hazardous ones
Teaching political ethics course. At Trump University.
We all know she’ll probably end up with a show on Fox or
OAN.
“Yea, all great ideas, Kev. So whaddya think of her
replacement MarkWayne Mullin?”
Ugh, pour a tall one for that. I think that’s the next post.
Cheers till next time.
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I’m not one to pimp out my writing, but my next post has
quite possibly my best idea ever. Or at least this year. OK, week, but still,
you don’t wanna miss it.
Also, as a special thank you, I’m using KI (used to call it
AI) to make slides based on this post. I believe this link should take you to
it. It’s quite entertaining to see how KI constructed an entire, official
looking deck for my post. For you more visual learners. Holler if this link doesn't work
Thanks for coming into the Bar today. Yes, we're still rough around the edges. But it's half off nachos till 4 PM.
I continue to build the visuals for this new blog. Creating
this identity is important; being unemployed, I’ve learned you now call this “branding.”
It’s not my thing, obviously. I farmed the branding aspects out to some young schoolgirls
a while ago. I never heard back from them. I’ll have to check on them later. I hope
they're OK. One of the quickest, most important things to create is the
tagline. I’ve always been more steak than sizzle, and taglines are sizzle. The
tagline is what goes right beneath the blog title. For Kevolution Theory, the
tagline is “Saying what needs to be read,” a witty take on “saying what needs
to be said.” As you can see, the current tagine is “The meeting place for those
of us who didn’t vote for this shit.” Kinda meh, right?
Here’s where I’m at with tagline ideas.
Common sense politics for uncommon times.
The most transparent blog in history.
Ironic, as he makes our hair stand on end, too.
Putting the riot in patriotic
A meeting place for those of us who didn’t vote for this
shit
It’s never Happy Hour here
Calling fucking idiots out on their shit
Open mind minimum
OK, maybe not quite that open
Life during The Worst Timeline
Serving up the truth since 2026
Unfucking
Full contact politics
This blog was written by me. Unless you get offended, that
part was written by a staffer.
Orange is the new stupid. (OK, not a tagline, but a solid
line nonetheless)
Toxic. And a patriot. But not a toxic patriot.
More reliable than Fox. And Truth Social. And OAN. And DHS.
And NY Post. And Newsmax. And the DOJ. And the DOD. And the FBI. And the CIA. How
many freaking characters do I get here??
Y’all can feel free to vote-while voting is still a thing,
or post some of your ideas.
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Yes, lists are cheap posts. But I’m weirdly excited about
some of the other topics I’m working on. As a tease, for you dear PAC
supporters, my upcoming posts on made up jobs for Kristy Noem and Markwayne
Mullin is not a ToughGuy are turning out quite nicely. I also have a Zoom set
up with God where we discuss his convo with Tiny Hands and this “Holy War.”
Yes, still looks like shit here, I am working on that, but
right now content is more important than the smoke and mirrors.
To be clear Kevolution Theory is still active. It’s just
that TLB is the shiny new thing that is motivating me. Like most of my ideas, this
will probably be a thing for a few weeks, then I will get depressed with having
to actually pay attention to the news and quit. But truthbombs while we’re here.
Yet here we are. We watch our social media or the news with
dread. It’s always with the same thought. “How much further can we lower the
bar this week?” And every week, Trump,
republicans, the right wing is right there, fresh shovels. Digging so fast, the
previous controversy gets swallowed up by the newest one.
Yes, it’s tough to keep track, but some recent lowlights;
tweeting racist photos of the Obamas, continuing to fund ICE, starting a war to
distract from the Epstein Files, TPUSA’s halftime show, tariffs, invading
Greenland, invading Iceland, invading a “piece of Ice,” the voter suppression bill,
openly taking bribes, unhinged speeches, a “Board of Peace,” wearing a cap, appointing
massively unqualified people and the disastrous results. We all know there’s
way more, but honestly, one can easily lose track.
So what can one do? How do we start to fix all this? Where
do we go?
Welcome to The Lowered Bar, where I serve my own brand of
smart, snarky, funny, honest and evolved political commentary. The only minimum
here is an open mind. Pull up a stool.
I know you have questions like, “Really, Kev, another
blog? No one reads your other one! Hell, in all those years you ever only got 2
subscribers!” Yes, that is all true (and I’m pretty sure those 2 subscribers
don’t read me anymore. Side note; don’t forget to smash that subscribe button!)
As I’ve dabbled in the political content
these last few years, I have learned quite a lot.
First off, it sucks. There is no better way to deaden your
soul by forcing yourself to watch the news and do the research. If you ever
wanna doubt things are going in historically bad directions, brothers and
sisters, do the research. Your social media algorithms will make sure you only
see content that triggers you and keeps you scrolling. Anyone else miss the
days when SM was filled with boobs and memes? And memes of boobs?
If there was a Meme Hall of Fame, this is first ballot.
Second-and this is maybe the biggest reason for The Lowered
Bar-I’m sick of it. I’m sick of these shithead politicians thriving on outright
lies, confusion and division. And I’m even more sick of the certain segment of
goobers that buy all this stuff up. You expect me to be honest, so I will be; I
really don’t enjoy writing this sort of material. Because I see it ripping up
families; I’ve seen it in comments left on my own posts. And let’s be real,
what is one more idiot going to change with one more blog? Well, look at how
far back one idiot has set the country. When I’ve written political stuff in
the past, statistically, I know about half of the people will disagree with my bang
on thoughts. I think we all have those friends who post nothing but one sided political
stuff, doesn’t matter if it’s blue or orange. And I am more than that.
The idea of TLB (The Lowered Bar, but I’m pretty sure ya
figured that out by now) is to keep all my longer form posts here. Most of my
political stuff will live in this one spot. That way, if you like me but disagree
with my political stances-cool. We can still be friends, and you don’t have to
see me go off on my tangents. And if you do agree with me-also, cool. History
likes folks like us. For me, it was an eye opener when I wrote that “We Hate
ICE” post and it gets flagged for content. Blogspot didn’t even tell me what to
fix, so I had to put a Google sign in/click through. That’s not what I want for
KT. For the record, I did remove that post from KT to hopefully get rid of the
click through, but it will be surfacing here shortly.
But you Fucking A know, TLB will get that sign in/click
through.
There are still some things to flesh out as far as design. I
suppose I should have put more thought into that aspect. I’ll figure it out as
I go along it’s not like I’m starting a war with Iran or anything important. But
I want to make this clear; much of this content will be full of big, beautiful common
sense. That means anti Trump, anti Republican, anti Right. You know what you’re
getting into. If you can’t handle that, please follow any other number of loser
blogs and incel basement podcasts if that’s your jam.
So, yes, I am doing everyone a solid by putting all my
political thoughts in one place. I feel that I should get some sort of peace prize,
don’t cha think? Or do I need to go bomb another country to get one of those?
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I am
all out of bubblegum.”
PAC Extras
Other potential titles I had for this blog; Kevolution
Political Theory, Kevolution Theory Presents Political Animals (all about the
branding) The Pedo Files, Tales From the White Power House, Hypocrisy Explained,
President Evil (way too cool of a title to waste on him) The Lowered Bar was a
late entry, and the more I thought of it, the more I liked the theme. Look for
a full-on merch store later on in the spring. All goods made in China, of
course.
Still working on the format and layout here. Don’t worry, I
will make all this look far worse when I’m finished. Think of this as the new White House ball room; kinda sorta a mess right now, I should be doing far more important things and I ain't paying anyone shit for the reno.
The imagery I do have so far is a huge Easter egg the
direction this blog will take. Internet bonus points if you know this spoiler.
