The Lowered Bar Summer Merch Drop

 

Ah yes, it’s summer, my favorite time of year. The mood is lighter at The Lowered. Summer cocktails. Summer breezes. Outside dining and day drinking. To celebrate the best season of the year, we’re doing what every other bar does! Cash in. Release our summer and patriotic collection! Yes, it’s time for The Lowered Bar Patriotic Summer Drop. This also coincides with the release of our exclusive NFO collection, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Let’s gear up for a bitchin’ summer, y’all!

The Lowered Bar Red White and Blue Summer Collection-available in the bar and online

We even got ourselves a tent!

 

The 240 Shirt

We will also be repurposing this shirt for next year's 4/20

Let’s face it, many of us-the clear majority actually-feel like the 250^th celebration of America has been corrupted and politicized. This does not mesh well with the rebellious spirit of TLB. So, yea, we’re not on board with the 250 business. America, you were so much cooler at 240. Remember those halcyon days? No hatred, bigotry, racism, sexism. We had good health coverage, our 401Ks, diversity, science, a clean environment, equality. This normalization of hate didn’t happen till 2016. What happened then?

We miss those days. Sure, we had a solid 4 years sandwiched between the last 6. History will look back kindly on the Biden term, especially with the shit show he was sandwiched in between. Yes, America, you were so much more American at 240 than 250. Join us and celebrate with this shirt, shown in white, also available in white, black and blue. $30

 

Happy 8647^th of July

Celebrate this 4^th of July-and every 4^th of July TLB style, snark included. Great for parades and fireworks, picnics with your in breds, uh in-laws. Red only, $30

 

Green Energy

“This is not the pool we’re searching for.” TLB logo emblazoned on the front, and the closest green thing we’ve seen from this administration. Call out another epic fail in style. In blue only. $30

 

What’s that, you want to see what it looks like on? We gotcha covered.

 

MAlgaeGA Cap

Yes, you can now accessorize! Our one size fits all celebrates the surprising return of algae to our everyday vocabulary. This hat is a true ‘reflection’ of our times. Distress flag, 86 and TLB logo make this your go to summer cap. $30

TLB Towel

“On a blanket with my baby is where I’ll be.” Perfect for the beach, pool, bathroom, water buffalo and other friendly towel locales. This bad boy is super thirsty and super comfy; like most of our male customers. Little TLB flourishes throughout, can you find them? $45. No, $47, 47 dollars, can’t miss that opportunity.

TLB Water Bottle

So ya have the cap. Ya have the towel. How ‘bout that cold bevvie? Our new water bottle will complete the trifecta. We all know how important hydration is, especially in the hot, humid summer months where grass grows and algae blooms. This water bottle is perfect for all your hydration and intoxication needs. Great from clear liquids, dark liquids or maybe a mix of both. Great for the pool, beach, your car, your boat-wait, you have a boat? The handy dandy loop is great for hanging on hooks, the hammock and travel. If you need yet one more water bottle, this is your go to. And none of the PCB or MSG or whatever that one chemical is. $25

 

TLB Endless Summer T

Hop on this one quick! Because we didn’t get copyright approval first. On orange pigment dyed material, we’re most stoked about this one. Looks damn sharp, right? Patriotic font on chest, and an awesome TLB/Endless Summer collab on the back. OK, this is our favorite shirt of this drop. Get yours now before things get all lawyery up in here. $50

 

For the ladies! We love and respect women here at The LB, so we got some special items just for them

The Shell Bikini T

A classic take on a summer gag shirt, this women’s cut top has a shell bikini logo on the front. It’s always bikini season, now. Classy, distressed tavern font on the back. Great for the summer. Sizes XS through XL. Sorry, no piggies, though. (it’s a fine line.)  $30

TLB Yoga Pants

Yoga pants never go out of season, amirite? With the classic TLB Never Happy Hour design on the lower back/sacrum/tramp stamp area. Just what do these have to do with summer? Don’t really know, don’t really care! Long live the bootie scrunch! Sizing as above. $35 (Girls who wear these into the bar get the first drink for free At least.) Note to self, follow up idea of Yoga Pant Tuesday.

 

And we’re super excited to announce the launch of our limited Never Fucking Orange collection. Made in smaller numbers, and guaranteed to sell out in, say…two weeks. Jump on this fun line while supplies last.

The Classic NFO T

We’re stoked how this turned out. A distressed TLB logo on the front chest, with another possible tagline for this blog. Yes, we are red, white and blue here at The Lowered. But we are….Never. Fucking. Orange. This shirt is perfect for any public space; malls, gyms, restaurants, parks, places of worship, MMA fights etc. This is our sentiment and this is us. Unapologetic. $40

 

The NFO Pastel Yellow Tank

Great for men and women to go guns out! Fabric is a nice, soft yellow pastel, perfect for summer and on. We like this one so much, we got three different designs to choose from. Take your pick.

 

 

 

Here’s a model wearing it. Bro skips leg day, but you get the point

 

The NFO Shot Glass

Sparklers not included. Probably a bad idea around alcohol.

Of course a bar will be offering shot glasses! To be clear, these are tall boy shots, so please drink responsibly. {wink wink}. Gold TLB font logo on front, NFO image that pops on the back no matter what you’re drinking. $25 (if you buy in the bar, first shot is free)

 

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Honestly, the pics are so good this time, I didn't bother to caption most of them