Who Said It? Ricky From Trailer Park Boys vs Trump

 Wow, these game nights sure are a hit! I always knew TLB could fill a niche for intelligent people. We damn near ran out of chicken wings and freedom fries last week. So let’s do it all again. Grab your friends, come up with a vulgar team name and let’s go!

Tonight, we’re playing Who Said It; Ricky from Trailer Park Boys president trump. Here are the quotes, who said it?

 

I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women.

I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard. I just have great respect for them. And they like me. I like them.

It doesn’t take rocket appliance to know that.

Not sure if this is Trump math or not

It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!

They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people

It’s all water under the fridge.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking.

I try to be a role model.

I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge.

Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault

 

A link is only as long as your longest strong chain.

I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.

"Denial and error is the new MAGA"

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

I missed jail this year.

Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.

I have the best words.

What comes around is all around.

I’m a very stable genius.

I know more about ISIS than the generals do.

Where’s there’s smoke, there’s wires.

Most people don’t know dumb has a ‘b.’

 

 They called me 'daddy,' right? A very smart man said, ‘He’s our daddy. He’s running it.’

It’s clear to see who makes the pants here.

All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are, right now, walking around with no legs, no arms

Welp, there goes my Progressive sponsorship

The windmills are driving the whales crazy, obviously.

Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here.

Did you know, if somebody sets a foot - just a foot, one foot, you don't need two - on our land, congratulations, you are now a citizen of the United States of America

You know, grass has a lifetime like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass

Survival of the fitness, boys.

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.

Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys wearing yarmulkes… Those are the only kind of people I want counting my money. Nobody else

Supply and command.

Who the f knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?

Just do NOT GRAB THE KITTY

I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

A lot of people might say I'm stupid; I don't know; I don't think I am. I'm probably smarter than that, I mean. This thing here's smarter than me, I guess, but it has a battery.

I would never buy (my wife) any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?

Obama and Clinton created the Islamic State!

"There's good people on both sides."

I’ve always believed do unto others as you would do unto you.

Women are dirty, fat, and very slutty. They are certainly nasty animals.

I was the best friend Israel ever had.

For the gooder of us all.

The hero no sane person asked for

I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.

I must be, like a superhero or something.

The thing is, in order to stop breakin' the law, we gotta break the law just for a couple of minutes, and then we're gonna be done, retired

When you're growing up, you gotta do illegal things once in a while, have a bit of fun, and maturinate into a better person.

Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.

Thing with me is that... I am smart. And I'm self-smarted basically by myself.

 

OK-the answers-every third quote is a Rickyism. I heard the audible sigh from the crowd, as that was the answers for last week as well. I know this makes the end of the game pretty effing difficult, that’s because- the last seven are all Ricky. Swerve! And y’all don’t act like you knew that-even the dumest of the dumbest puppets would get tripped up.

So, did any of these quotes trip you up? Wanna see more posts like this? Comment below.

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PAC Content

Would you believe me if I said it was far easier to find dipshit Trump quotes than Ricky?

I’m saying Trump is so dum, if me and some buddies dressed up like this and went to the White House we’d get right in and take the fuck over.

·        OK, so that above joke took the longest to put together. I had seen the image a few weeks ago. When I came up with this (admittedly, hysterical) joke, I knew I needed the image to really drive it home. Like 2 weeks and a ton of different searches to track it down. And now that I have it, wouldn’t some more Zod, Non and Ursa AI images be funny? Hmmm….

I’m into season 8 of TPB and didn’t even know Ricky had a last name till writing this.

For the record, Trumbp has far more “dumb” quotes than Ricky. The true challenge was what to leave out. I also got quite a few chuckles, because I could ABSOLUTELY hear Ricky saying some of these quotes. Sadly, we could all hear Heir Leader saying ALL of these as well. It’s not lost on me how stupid both these 2 characters are. I intentionally placed some Ricky memes by Tiny Hand’s quotes, because they were so close.

Ditto-a shit ton of anti Trump memes. To be fair, I actually added more Ricky.

Another underlying “The game isn’t the point; the point is how fucking stupid Trump is, and how his garble is undistinguishable from a also fucking stupid made up TV character.” From Canada, no less.

Speaking of TPB, talk about tough choice; Lucy vs Sarah (first 3 season only)

If it’s not painfully, painfully clear to you by now that the only one trump gives a shit about in his own staff is the hot one, can you really, seriously think he gives a shit about a commoner like you?

Imma leave this here, because this one hits HARD