The Which Charlie Said It Game
Squad, I have to say I was pretty stoked when I saw Charlie
Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was getting his own day or
remembrance next month. I mean, it's way overdue, right? Kind of odd it was
“remembrance,” but that seems a totally Charlie Kelly thing to do. Then I saw
it for for another Charlie character-Charlie Kirk.
But it got me thinking; these 2 Charlies are quite alike:
Both are beloved by Fox viewers.
Both are highly respected as thought leaders.
Both are renown thinkers and speakers.
And, gosh darn it, both have given us great quotes. Don't
believe me?
Welcome to the Which Charlie Said It? Game! I'll provide
quotes from both Charlie's. You decide who said it. Winners will receive one-year
free tuition at Trump University. Losers will receive two free years. I'll be
back tomorrow with the answers.
“Here's a confession; I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in
love with a man....a man named God.”
“A man who calls himself trans is wearing ‘woman face,’ no
different than I would wear Black face trying to be a Black person. It’s
assuming an identity that isn’t yours.”
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| Guess I'll never look at potatoes the same way ever again. |
"Black women do not have brain processing power to be
taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot."
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| Charlie Kirk-a man spreading the word of God... |
“No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and
I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.”
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| Most of us, amirite? |
“If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope
he’s qualified.’”
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"That lawyer guy, okay? He totally besmirched me today,
and I demand satisfaction from him."
“Ladies, listen carefully: there is no amount of corporate
success, no amount of likes on Instagram, no amount of promotions that will
ever come close to the fulfillment that comes from being a wife and a mother.
That is the highest calling.”
“Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.”
“The Bible is not up to date. It’s ahead of time.”
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| No quote needed |
“Without free speech, there is no such thing as truth. The
moment you silence opposing voices, you destroy the foundation of democracy.”
“Education should focus on teaching students how to think,
not what to think.”
"You're telling me that you believe that Christ comes
back to life every Sunday in the form of a bowl of crackers and you proceed to
just eat the man?"
“Truth is not determined by the loudest voice, but by
reality itself.”
“I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy
is a made-up, new age term that does a lot of damage.”
“Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don’t know who my
father is. So, am I the messiah? I don’t know, I could be, I’m not ruling it
out.”
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| "Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy everywhere I see! Hypocrisy!" |
“…birth control really screws up female brains, by the way.
Every single one of you needs to make sure that your loved ones are not on
birth control. It increases depression, anxiety, and suicidal ideation. Birth
control is the number one prescribed medication for young ladies under the age
of 25. They will give young ladies birth control for pimples, for acne, to
control their moods, and their period. It is awful, it’s terrible, and it
creates very angry and bitter young ladies and young women.”
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“There's a direct connection to inflation and the trans
issue”
“She’s like the most unlikable, fakest person ever to run
for the presidency. She’s also super dumb.”
"Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those
decisions are better left to the suits in Washington..."
"Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and the
various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that
situations like this-real estate wise-they're very complex."
"I love the dark. I love slippery things. I love being
naked in the sewer. Bleach smells good. It tastes good."
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Which Charlie Said It? Answers
OK, so I'm pretty sure if you made it through the first
post, you picked up it wasn't about the game at all. As I did, I hope you
learned 2 things.
And to be clear, as I will explain below, the point of this
post is not to be disrespectful of Charlie Kirk. In fact, coming out of this, I
think we can all agree on a few keys points that can unite us all-
Charlie Kirk did not deserve to die for exercising his right
to free speech.
Both parties have let all of us down when it comes to gun
control.
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If you feel the need to politicize the shooter, he was far
right wing. And white. And not an immigrant. And not a tranny like some
dipshits like to assert. Nope, in fact his profile is more in line with ICE
than anything else. OK, back to the points:
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One. Why Kirk is so divisive. Honestly, I never heard of
Kirk until after his murder. As I did the research for that think piece (Yes, I
do research, and yes I just called that a “think piece.”), I can see why he was
such a polarizing figure. Yes, he said some things many of us agree with; the
quote about free speech is particularly chilling in light of the Kimmel
situation. But he also said some truly heinous, insensitive quotes as well. I
intentionally left out the quote about what he would do if his 10 year old
daughter became pregnant as the result of a rape. While I do respect that he
does stick to his guns (no pun intended) on his beliefs, he would never be
Father of the Year. I think we can all agree at best, Kirk was a highly flawed
individual. At worst, he was a blatant racist, sexist and homophobe. I imagine
Kirk would like you if:
Your skin color was the same as his
Your gender was the same as his
Your sexual orientation was the same as his
Your god was the same as his
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| The logic!!! |
If you are a follower of Kirk, I recognize your freedom of
choice. I sure as fuck agree with none of it. But I try my best to at least
acknowledge it. If you are, I sincerely hope you got one of the latent points
of the post that many other people do not agree with you. I hope you can see
where many say he was a POS. And if you are not a fan of Kirk (I think y'all
know which side of the fence I am on here), I hope you can see why folks might
disagree. For myself, the wacko bullshit far outweighs the valid points I do
agree with. I think people who say Kirk was great are also the same type of
people to say OJ Simpson was a great football player, Chris Benoit was a great
wrestler and Jeffrey Epstein was a great....well...I guess we may never know
the answer to that one.
And despite how many glowing examples they see of the
hypocrisy, the lies, the incorrect math, they choose to cling. From research,
this is called backfire bias; no matter how many cronies can't answer a yes or
no question, no matter how many nepo picks daily prove their
incompetence-tighter and tighter they cling. Cognitive dissonance (yes, this is
my new thing) can be a bitch that way.
Flags should have been lowered for the Hortman
assassinations. There is zero need for a governor to even ask that. Do that,
lowering for Kirk can seem somewhat conceivable. So instead I will give you one
answer to the game.
“I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy
is a made-up, new age term that does a lot of damage.” Charlie Kirk
Orange Judas when being asked about calling the Minnesota
governor after the shooting, “I think the governor of Minnesota is so whacked
out. I’m not calling him. Why would I call him? The guy doesn’t have a clue”
and “he’s a mess. So, you know, I could be nice and call him but why waste
time?”
When asked about how he was holding up after the murder of
his friend (as Jimmy Kimmel pointed out), Trump said, “I think very good, And
by the way, right there, you see all the trucks. They just started construction
of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they’ve been trying
to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it’s going to be a beauty. It’ll
be absolutely magnificent structure.”
PAC Content
I put this on my FB page 9/19 & 9/21 last year, obvi
predating this blog, but definitely something that set me in this direction.
How’s that White House construction going??
I decided to not update any of it, just copy and paste to
here. However, all the pics I added today-you know, for visual learners. But
after almost a year, there’s lots to look at
Kirk
has quickly faded into the ever-growing chorus of “white guys who say
racist/sexist things” in this administration.
Clearly,
there is no HR department in the White (Power) House
Erica
Kirk has fallen off my radar, but at last check, she was just as deluded as
Charlie.
How are
people not sick of this pattern yet? Where is the fucking line of “this is too
much?” It’s OK to stand up and scream “This is fucking wrong.”
MAGA is
not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
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not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
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not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
MAGA is
not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
MAGA is
not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
MAGA is
not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
MAGA is
not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
MAGA is
not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult. MAGA is not a cult.
I got tired of sifting through all the the Kirk memes, there
are way more at this link that I didn’t use; https://humornama.com/memes/charlie-kirk-memes/
Be sure to come back for next week's Game Night Theme-Who Said It? Ricky From Trailer Park Boys vs Donald Trump. I've been sitting on this one for a bit, and am super excited to get it out. See you there!
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