Welcome to another occasional edition of The Unhappy Hour. This time, we got a lot to celebrate! Surely, there is much work to be done, and I fully expect more shenanigans. For today, we can agree no two bigger, beautifuler, biglier steps could have been taken than taking back the House and the Senate. Quick one liners, brief thoughts and jokes.
Lotta people don’t know how to correctly spell redumplican.
Let’s take a look at Fox News Hypocrisy, butthurt and
outright lies. All grabs from 11/4/26
Uh, “combative?” Has Fox ever seen a Trump speech?
Anyone get the evite for the next insurrection?
Maybe the issue here is the increasing weakness of MAGA. Instead
of, oh I don’t know, running on ideas, coming up with a plan to replace Obama
care (promised since 2016), inclusion, they had no ideas. No concepts. No positive
message or solutions. Instead, their plan-the plan of cowards-was to rig the
system as much as possible to make it difficult to vote. Gerrymandering, deploying
ICE, making it difficult for any non white “Christian” male to vote, spreading
lies and conspiracy theories. That’s a sign of weakness and emptiness.
How many more times did Trump shit the bed the night of the
elections?
Trying to rig an election is a sure sign you have zero confidence
you can win said election.
Ok, you know what? It was me. I rigged the election. I
rigged the election when I voted for the Democrats. Me and a gazillion other
Americans who are sick of the MAGA shit.
TBH, I had a really good feeling the day of the election
when almost everyone I saw who voted and posted on SM were who I believe to be
Democrats. All my MAGA friends were church mouse quiet. I can certainly make
allusions as to why.
Also, a noticeable lack of MAGA signs in my neighborhood.
Pre MAGA, my hood was fairly blue. When MAGA became a cult, there were actually
a lot of supporters. My unscientific observations based on hundreds of walks
with the dogs, I saw far less signs. Either they changed their minds-which does
happen-or even they were too embarrassed with the trump BS to publicly show
their support. It’s more like Let’s Go Abandon, amirite?
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Sorry, but I do love that Let’s Go Abandon joke.
Speaking of elections, kinda funny when the Repubs were all
in charge in 2020, they lost the Presidential. Flash to 2026, they’re still in
charge and they lose the midterms even biglier. Coincidence?
That loss was so embarrassing, JD Vance’s couch will no longer return his calls
JD Vance is no longer allowed to sit on the couch?
JD Vance’s couch moved into the younger neighbor’s den?
JDV’s couch is keeping the GD change?
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JDV was removed from the couch’s Amazon account?
Too many punchlines for this set up. You guys got anything
better? Comment below.
That ass whupping was so bad, effective immediately, MLB has
changed the name of the Boston team to the Blue Sox and the Cincinnati team to
the Blues. NHL’s St. Louis Blues seen nodding approvingly.
Great. The last thing I need is all these out of work unqualified
republicans back in the pool competing for jobs I am overqualified for.
Waiting to see how Obama and Biden get blamed for this.
It’s redeeming to know votes at least cost more than 5K
these days.
Speaking of, multiple news outlets I just made up report
that if the Repubs won, the 5k would have been in Trump Crypto. So, yea, dodged
a bullet there.
Hmm, maybe the price of gas should have come down a lot more
the week of an election?
Trump; “Pretend I’m on the ballot.”
America; “Got it.”
Trump; “Not my fault.”
No one else is surprised that spineless goblin Mike Johnson
is the first rat to scurry off the ship, right?
GD, what a goldmine we lost if Katie Zacharia was still the
press secretary for this mess.
Trump/Fox News ok with decoy plane but….
BTW, the ballot looks like this
So, going along with this logic, MAGA should also be
confusing Donald J Trump and Donald J Trump, Jr, right? RIGHT??
Kinda funny Faux News has to use scary words to describe “Democrat.”
Proof:
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My god, look at the varying breadth of elected Democrats. It’s
almost like diversity is a good thing to most people.
Not to be a sore loser or anything, the flakiest of
snowflakes posted this image this morning after “Blue Tuesday”
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Uh, insecure much? Sure, this is absolutely true. But so is
Still a felon.
Still a racist.
Still a pedo.
Still a liar.
Still incompetent.
I don’t need to go on, but check out this
link to see the internet doing internet things.
I think we can all agree, there is one republican we’d love
to see as Speaker of the House; Mitch McConnell. (C’mon, I know you laughed,
you deviant.)
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Admittedly, this is a true quick and dirty post. (Hey, that's the way I like my women, too!) Gotta strike while the iron is hot as they say.
