Taglines for The Lowered Bar

Thanks for coming into the Bar today. Yes, we're still rough around the edges. But it's half off nachos till 4 PM.

I continue to build the visuals for this new blog. Creating this identity is important; being unemployed, I’ve learned you now call this “branding.” It’s not my thing, obviously. I farmed the branding aspects out to some young schoolgirls a while ago. I never heard back from them. I’ll have to check on them later. I hope they're OK. One of the quickest, most important things to create is the tagline. I’ve always been more steak than sizzle, and taglines are sizzle. The tagline is what goes right beneath the blog title. For Kevolution Theory, the tagline is “Saying what needs to be read,” a witty take on “saying what needs to be said.” As you can see, the current tagine is “The meeting place for those of us who didn’t vote for this shit.” Kinda meh, right?

Here’s where I’m at with tagline ideas.

Common sense politics for uncommon times.

The most transparent blog in history.

Ironic, as he makes our hair stand on end, too.

Putting the riot in patriotic

A meeting place for those of us who didn’t vote for this shit

It’s never Happy Hour here

Calling fucking idiots out on their shit

Open mind minimum

OK, maybe not quite that open

Life during The Worst Timeline

Serving up the truth since 2026

Unfucking

Full contact politics

This blog was written by me. Unless you get offended, that part was written by a staffer.

Orange is the new stupid. (OK, not a tagline, but a solid line nonetheless)

Toxic. And a patriot. But not a toxic patriot.

More reliable than Fox. And Truth Social. And OAN. And DHS. And NY Post. And Newsmax. And the DOJ. And the DOD. And the FBI. And the CIA. How many freaking characters do I get here??

 

Y’all can feel free to vote-while voting is still a thing, or post some of your ideas.

 

PAC Content

Yes, lists are cheap posts. But I’m weirdly excited about some of the other topics I’m working on. As a tease, for you dear PAC supporters, my upcoming posts on made up jobs for Kristy Noem and Markwayne Mullin is not a ToughGuy are turning out quite nicely. I also have a Zoom set up with God where we discuss his convo with Tiny Hands and this “Holy War.”

Yes, still looks like shit here, I am working on that, but right now content is more important than the smoke and mirrors.

To be clear Kevolution Theory is still active. It’s just that TLB is the shiny new thing that is motivating me. Like most of my ideas, this will probably be a thing for a few weeks, then I will get depressed with having to actually pay attention to the news and quit. But truthbombs while we’re here.