It’s Wednesday night, which means one thing. Tomorrow is
Thursday. Wait, no, that’s not it. WTF, I’m shit for openings today, so let’s
just get right to it.
This is the first of the occasional Unhappy Hours here at
the ol’ LB. Unhappy Hour is an occasional series of quick jokes, one liners,
the occasional meme (homemade or a good one I saved) mixed with a healthy amount
of piss and vinegar. Wait, IS there a healthy amount of piss and vinegar? Well,
you know who would know? (He’s the second picture down.) Unhappy Hour can be angry, insightful, frustrated.
Half baked points that I can’t blow up to full posts. Honestly, with the amount
of clown shoes this corrupt administration pumps out, it’s hard to keep up. This
is my best attempt at quick, timely points before they are replaced with more
clown shoes. I hope you enjoy.
3 MAGA walk into a bar
Bartender says, “Hey, fellas what’ll ya have.”
The magas quickly look at their phone, look back to the
bartender, and say nothing.
A bit unnerved, the bartender again asks, “Hey, guys, what
can I get you?”
Again, the 3 sheep look at their phones, and blankly look back at the
bartender.
A regular calls the bartender over and says, “They’re waiting for Donald to tell them what to say.”
How corrupt are Republicans if their only idea to win an
election is to rig an election
There has been a recent and unprecedented surge of food
recalls; lettuce (that’s a vegetable), freaking ice cream, blueberries,
Jalapenos among others. There has not been this many documented cases of
measles since the 1990s. Wanna guess what the common denominator is?
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| "OK, I'm sure there is a healthy amount of piss and vinegar...take the amount of piss...divided by the vinegar....subtract 600% of the sodium.... |
Yup. So someone please remind me how all if this is MAHA.
Sadly, this is more like HAHA, but we all suffer.
Renaming a lake doesn’t fix school shootings, inflation,
price of gas, forever war, unemployment
Renaming a gulf doesn’t lower taxes, make insurance more
affordable, restore Medicare/Medicaid.
How does any of this nonsense help us commoners? It doesn’t.
Address women’s rights, racial inequality, ecological issues, restore
infrastructure. But,-yippie-we have Lake
America now! Good thing we at least don’t have to fix it like the reflecting
pool.
More like
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AmIright?
I have Halloween animatronics more alive than Mitch
McConnell
Shameless these Republicans don’t have a spine, but wait
till Trump leaves- how fast they will turn on him. They’re doing it already.
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Gulf of America. Nope
Lake America. Nope
Idiot of America. Yup
As a result, I am petitioning to rename United States of America to either
United Shithole of America or Southern Canada
MAGA “WWAAHHH! Elections will be fixed! WWAHHH”
Finally dawns on them the Bue Wave is coming.
MAGA “Uh, we’ll PAY you to vote for us.”
Anyone else see the failure of logic here?
So, um....who is corrupting the midterms now?
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Yup, look familiar? I based it on this.
MAGA is so desperate, they have to resort of the hilariously
empty promise to PAY voters to support their shit.
Are we supposed to conveniently forget we never got DOGE checks? Or tariff refunds? Or that even the offer is highly illegal. He also promised a middle class tax cut in the run up to 2018 midterms. Any guesses how empty that promise was?
Man, it does suck a lot of us have lived through 4 of the
darkest days in US history
September 11, 2001
January 20, 2017
January 6,2021
January 20, 2025
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Quick hit style. A lot of these have just been lying around, and I wanted to get them out before the next episode of nonsense. Yes, looking at you new conspiracy theory of the Butler shooting. And the Kash Patel hearings. And the Kennedy Center. And Eric's wedding sponsor.
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Coming soon-TLB fall merch drop, and a piece currently titled "What the Right Always Gets Wrong; And What We Need To Learn From It." Or another such haughty title. Can't wait for no one to read it.
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