Another slow day here at the Lowered. By default, I leave an all-news channel on one of the TVs. Bad news is great for alcohol sales, lemme tell ya. When suddenly, a big, bright, red banner appears. “Breaking News.” Which happens a lot on all these 24-hour news channels. And during this pathetic presidency. Again, I have to wonder, “How has the bar been lowered today?” Well, check this out:
So Pam Bondi has ignored her subpoena. After she was fired.
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WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET NOW, PAM??
She can go fuck herself.
Wait, what? You want more words about this? The above
isn’t concise enough analysis? Fine. This in no way will devolve into unbridled
happiness. At least for the time being.
This is restrained joy for sure. The victory is temporary.
For yet another in a long line of red dunce hat wearing unqualified candidates
is surely coming. Any fucking brain-dead moron can have a Kash..uh, cush
job in this administration. Trump is the opposite of Indeed, he has a list of
the worst candidates to choose from. Can both sides agree this constant
parade of hiring unsuitable pinheads, only for them to fuck up even by
Orangey’s low standards and be replaced by another dipshit is highly
counterproductive? Is the only hiring requirement is the wearing of a red hat? A
yellow spine? A spine at all? Like what asshat would want this job?
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I have decided to apply for her job. Whatever it is.
Honestly, I just need the job description, AI can handle the rest. No one
checks references anymore. I can’t find a job description on LinkedIn. Judging
from Pam’s shitbrain performance, I imagine the qualifications are pretty bare:
Undying devotion to the sitting Deputy of Dementia
A nose that is brown
Ability to fuck the American people
Ability to sit through Melenia documentary
Proven ability to not answer a goddamn question
High degrees of elitism and ignorance
Aversity to accepting responsibility
Demonstrated ability to protect pedophiles
Easily bribable
Hate anyone that isn’t white. Or straight. Or republican. Or
“Christian.” BTW, none of this BS is “Christian” no matter how deep you hide in
the bible, heathen.
OK, so LinkedIn AI would call me a “low match.” Screw that.
Without an ounce of modesty, I am exactly the hero America needs. (GD, another
tagline. Also, learning to be brash and out of touch comes quite easy with a
little bit of effort.) I’m pretty sure I’d make a kickass … what’s her job
title again. She was horrible at it, that I remember, but what exactly was the
job she was not doing? Attorney General? (She doesn’t have the aptitude to work
at a Dollar General.) Speaker of the House? Press secretary?
The job she was pretending to do is pretty
easy. Is it all that hard to release a bunch of files? Is it really that hard
to join the rest of the free world and investigate and indict those pieces of
shit in the Epstein files? Is it that hard to do what the American people
-well, the middle-class ones, anyway-want you to do? If it’s my job to
prosecute criminals, fuck, they’re all right there! They all work at the
same place! My god, even that other family that’s been in power for generations
without doing an actual thing-The Royals-are punishing their own.
I’ve been working on a theory that no one has ever seen
Bondi and Karoline Leavett in the same room at the same time. (Pretty sure Ms
Photogenic’s time is coming as well) There’s not 3 functioning brain cells
between the both of them. Hopefully they will both be in the same room shortly
enough-the unemployment office. Is there some sort of vapid cornfield somewhere
where Fox News hatches “bubble headed bleached blondes?”
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You have to love’s Trump kick out the door, “she will be
transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to
be announced at a date in the near future.” That’s exactly what I’m trying to
do! Kismet! Can someone trumpsplain to me how exactly one transitions to an
important job to be announced in the future? Maybe she can replace Stifler’s
mom as the empty-headed ditz in the Discover commercials?
There’s so many qualified Americans looking for decent jobs.
In no world should a soulless goblin like her get any sort of job before the
rest of us.
Her and Noem now have the time to have a bougey brunch where
they can talk and realize they were the cancer and never the answer. Karma, ya
got a real solid start with Noem’s husband, waiting to see your angle with
Bondi.
It comes as a shock to no one Bondi is still classless;
trying to weasel out of a subpoena. Pretty sure subpoenas are issued to people,
not titles, Pam. We can see the Trump elitism in full effect with her efforts to
shrug any and all responsibility. C_O_W_A_R_D. How many people were subpoenaed
for the Epstein hearings? Bondi, the same moron who couldn’t acknowledge the
Epstein survivors in the room also can’t comply with a legal request. The
takeaway here is, if I’m ever subpoenaed, there is legal precedent to say, “Crew,
totes sorry, but this was issued to a title, which is not me. I gotta go
audition for a Discover ad. Best of luck! #blessed.” I’m running out of
negative words to describe this cow abortion of an almost human. Can y’all
please Mad Lib me some new ones?
History is busy keeping track of all of this. You can
fall for the bluster or use a shred of common sense to see the cartoonish level
of evil we’re reaching here. If you’re OK with all this, that speaks nothing to
your politics and everything to you as a person. At the end of the day, do you identify
as a title or a person?
PAC Content
Yes, this is a bit dated (originally started on 4/8), but
damn, I can’t keep up with Felon 34’s constant lowering of the bar. There is so
much stuff to get to, I can’t keep up with the material.
To the above, just so happened today was the day Bondi
ignored Congress. That was the sign to finish this up and get it out. So, yes,
there is a rush element to this one, but also some solid jokes I’m tired of
sitting on. This is a one man operation; which is also likely my readership.
As mentioned, I have more ideas being worked on that I am
really excited about. I should get all them out in 2 weeks
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